Beauty comes in of shames and sizes

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

dead batteries free of charge

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

Dog licks woman who screams and other amazing animal memes!

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!