I could sleep here

I could sleep here

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

justice served

Is this true?

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

mind blown

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel