No Capes

Why did the Bernie cross the road?

Got dammit, Dyl…

When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

I can get behind this kind of flirting…

Only remove a few bugs…

The great soda wars of 2020…

PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.

He wanted to ride a unicorn before his brain surgery… #makeithappencapn

Forbidden mayonnaise…

Here’s the thing about your investigation…

I need the 110 version, please.

The groun is cold, papi. – Cat probably.

CTRL-z the bad in your life.

Fighting coronavirus circa 1935

A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.