Every time you watch Jersey Shore…

work day lunch break hack

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?