I PLAY TEH HALO.

Thanks for the invite!

I’m looking in your direction lock-step Democrats…

Shooting a bear doesn’t make you a badass. Feeding one while her cub humps your leg definitely does.

This Man Spent 20 Years Planting Scented Flowers For His Blind Wife

You don’t know what’s good for you

don’t do that, cat

Bowie Knife

On that note… #SHRECK2020

How to troll hundreds of people daily with almost no effort

May I bite you?

The Botswana government just tweeted this picture of a rare black Zebra foal spotted in the Okavango delta

Dear Netflix

Every Skill Level Explained

When I see how often people post about going out to eat/drink

(I think he was vegan…)