First-person shooter disease.

Egg is life.

Am I being detained?

Am I being detained?

Hey. Stop.

Ice fishing isn’t for pussies.

Ice fishing isn’t for pussies.

Modern problems require theatrical solutions

Modern problems require theatrical solutions

The necromancer should always be invited to the party.

The necromancer should always be invited to the party.

Now that’s what I call a power lunch, circa 2009.

Now that’s what I call a power lunch, circa 2009.

Health insurance is a mental health issue.

Health insurance is a mental health issue.

The gym this month…

The gym this month…

Car manuals can be odd…

Car manuals can be odd…

…because we’re Animaniacs, basically.

…because we’re Animaniacs, basically.

Do your part for the wee winged [w]ones.

Do your part for the wee winged [w]ones.

Drugs are actually bad for babies, generally.

Drugs are actually bad for babies, generally.

Dutch men in traditional garb, circa 190

Dutch men in traditional garb, circa 190

Now that’s what I call horse power.

Now that’s what I call horse power.