Amazing dancing panda dances to your music.

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

this is how many sides a circle has

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

toast and butter is an everyday phase

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

i have such fond memories of funnel milk