Canada is one of the countries ever. Known for its cold winters, hockey-loving populace, and poutine, these Northern U.S.A.-residents-in-denial punch above their weight for their small population. But some random facts you may not know about the apologetic country are these: they have some of the best elite military forces in the world, scarcely known about due to genuine secrecy and classified information; a solid chunk of their maple syrup production is run by a mafia; there are more lakes in Canada than the rest of the world combined (and 90% of the world’s fresh water, to boot); and the Hudson Bay area has some of the weakest gravity on earth. If all those facts don’t deter you from understanding that Canada is a made-up place, I don’t know what will! So enjoy wasting your time with these funny Canadian memes!
Intro for a kids show in Canada, “Elliot Moose”, which is arguably one of the most Canadian things ever:
