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I LUV TEH LIIIZARDS.

I LUV TEH LIIIZARDS.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
You’ve been avoiding me.
You’ve been avoiding me.
Lets eat!
Lets eat!
Would you want to Facetime with me?
Would you want to Facetime with me?
Christmas happiness.
Christmas happiness.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
Use the right onion.
Use the right onion.
The risk is too high.
The risk is too high.
Foot tanks.
Foot tanks.
This is my favorite post.
This is my favorite post.
How to ruin the mood.
How to ruin the mood.
Vegans live 15 years longer.
Vegans live 15 years longer.
I hate snow.
I hate snow.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Where are my testicles, Summer?
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Join the conversation
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.