Nobody likes PDA.

michael’s store employees use the honor system

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

houses have layers like onions

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess

you should have just bought snacks!

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

his name was close enough

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

fine, i’ll do it myself!

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!