Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.

Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.

Bears did 9/11

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Some of the sweetest Jim and Pam moments

Some of the sweetest Jim and Pam moments

I’m a bit of a savant

I’m a bit of a savant

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SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

He has arrived. Praise him.

He has arrived. Praise him.

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

The other Holy Oil

The other Holy Oil

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]

Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]

I ain’t no snitch.

I ain’t no snitch.