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Truths for mature humans.

Truths for mature humans.
clever
clever
the spices belong to me now
the spices belong to me now
it was a really good dream
it was a really good dream
he doesn’t look ready
he doesn’t look ready
anatomically correct
anatomically correct
the monkey busters
the monkey busters
how’s the food?
how’s the food?
your cat is a hipster now
your cat is a hipster now
the cat survived the zombie apocalypse
the cat survived the zombie apocalypse
the hardest part is making the audience like you
the hardest part is making the audience like you
perfect october finger nails
perfect october finger nails
summer is officially over
summer is officially over
over-dramatic cat
over-dramatic cat
me too
me too
call the police, there’s been a murder
call the police, there’s been a murder
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
No+shame.
No shame.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…