Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…

Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate...

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if only he would

if only he would

stand back, I’m just doing my job

stand back, I’m just doing my job

chernobyl olafs

chernobyl olafs

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

did no one think to tell him?

did no one think to tell him?

your kids always come first

your kids always come first

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?

do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?

they love him so much!

they love him so much!

woah

live. learn. adapt. overcome

live. learn. adapt. overcome

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

don’t mess with your elders

don’t mess with your elders

do i speak in times new roman?

do i speak in times new roman?

historically hip

historically hip