Feeling Lucky?

Parents are gone for the weekend…

Parents are gone for the weekend...
It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…
It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…
Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.
Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.
I wish her well, frankly. – DJT, probably.
I wish her well, frankly. – DJT, probably.
A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History
A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History
Help each other, as you’re able.
Help each other, as you’re able.
AUS!
AUS!
Bonus points if you’re a parseltongue 🐍
Bonus points if you’re a parseltongue 🐍
Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.
Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Fair points.
Fair points.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
They could have just let me work from home, but noooooo…
They could have just let me work from home, but noooooo…
Ranger life…
Ranger life…
If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?
If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?
You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.
You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Join the conversation
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+can+relate.
I can relate.