Feeling Lucky?

Self portrait (from a distance).

Self portrait (from a distance).
The difference between campaigning and having the job:
The difference between campaigning and having the job:
Father of the year is on vacation.
Father of the year is on vacation.
Would you like a burrito, or something?
Would you like a burrito, or something?
Man’s best friend…
Man’s best friend…
At least I tried…
At least I tried…
Bill Gates, the criminal.
Bill Gates, the criminal.
Long term relationship Barbie.
Long term relationship Barbie.
This is wrong. We can’t.
This is wrong. We can’t.
Listen with your heart.
Listen with your heart.
KFC – The rest of the logo.
KFC – The rest of the logo.
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome.
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome.
Better names for things:
Better names for things:
Before text messages.
Before text messages.
Found this in my freezer…
Found this in my freezer…
Welcome to Australia.
Welcome to Australia.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Join the conversation
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You