Vegan.

Vegan.

http://urbandictionary.com

Drink more water.

Drink more water.

What year is it?!

What year is it?!

Perfect camouflage

Perfect camouflage

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Powdered garbage

Powdered garbage

Please do not actually kill people.

Please do not actually kill people.

Maine Coon papa’s

Maine Coon papa’s

Snail teeth

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

I think she knows… but she plays along.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

You don’t want this, girl.

You don’t want this, girl.

When your mom calls you pretty.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Play Football With Me, Father!

Work smarter not harder.

Work smarter not harder.