In advance of our annual awkward Thanksgiving conversation...

I'm just extremely confident.

I am orally fixated on your rocks.

Pirate encyclopedia.

Use the black arts wisely.

Science is cool.

OK John if that’s the game you want to play...

Superheroes With Sparkly Pink Costumes

Logic of Ron Swanson.

Garage sale find. I guess I can cancel my Netflix subscription now.

Freedom frie.

My broken body

Scumbag brain

Sing it.

This burning log calms me down

Please be troll.