Thanks Wikipedia!

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

All the beautiful people.

You can call me Mr. T.

Grandmother, stop.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Not the most economical death…

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

Humans are clever.