I halp you.

I halp you.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Wait a minute….

Wait a minute….

She’s living in the year 2525.

She’s living in the year 2525.

That damn MacAvoy woman…

That damn MacAvoy woman…

Words.

Look’n good hom[e]ie.

Look’n good hom[e]ie.

She was picking flowers.

She was picking flowers.

customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright

customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright

Puuuuhweeeeess play woth ma, kijje?

Puuuuhweeeeess play woth ma, kijje?

Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?

Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

Thank you for your service, Tonya.

Thank you for your service, Tonya.

Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.

Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.

Try again, Alexa.

Try again, Alexa.

The butt alert as seen on shark tank.

The butt alert as seen on shark tank.