I halp you.

I halp you.

How did he even get hired?

How did he even get hired?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

Hoo-rah!

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

soory not soory

soory not soory

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I’m wide awake. great…

please send help

please send help

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat