Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.

Love at first leghpu’

How to keep your malamutes happy.

Someone has their priorities sorted out…

Someone tried to break a window at Asbury Park Garden State Equality Center in NJ

Deep Web Hitman

The correct way to lower your cable bill

Fishing is like yoga

Get dead and get down!

Do not break the window!

So great to see celebrities supporting one another

The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables

Link has fun with Mario Gummies

Microsoft Windows 14

Probably the most inappropriate thing I’ve ever seen on sale at an airport