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What updating my status felt like vs. reality.

What updating my status felt like vs. reality.
I told that birch it was a surprise.
I told that birch it was a surprise.
You’re a good lad, Jaime.
You’re a good lad, Jaime.
Or perhaps stop pouring concrete.
Or perhaps stop pouring concrete.
When Pixar mimics reality.
When Pixar mimics reality.
Handle your fish with care, please…
Handle your fish with care, please…
Do the roar!
Do the roar!
Volcano Snails Have Shells Made Of Iron And Live In Hydrothermal Vents. #metal
Volcano Snails Have Shells Made Of Iron And Live In Hydrothermal Vents. #metal
Vincent Van Dough
Vincent Van Dough
Cleanliness is next to deathliness… basically.
Cleanliness is next to deathliness… basically.
What did you say about my wife…? :/
What did you say about my wife…? :/
Healthcare is complicated at the moment…
Healthcare is complicated at the moment…
Just keep decimal pointing.
Just keep decimal pointing.
That’s odd, Neo exclaimed as he saw a second black cat…
That’s odd, Neo exclaimed as he saw a second black cat…
Give your father some space, child.
Give your father some space, child.
Aeronautics inspired by nature.
Aeronautics inspired by nature.
That%26%238217%3Bll+do.
That’ll do.
Gotta+catch+%26%238217%3Bem+all%26%238230%3B%3F
Gotta catch ’em all…?
Enjoy+intermittent+comf.
Enjoy intermittent comf.
Someone+started+a+diet.+It+is+not+going+great.
Someone started a diet. It is not going great.
Join the conversation
Written+in+stone%5Bs%5D
Written in stone[s]
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+teats+collide.
This is what it’s like when teats collide.
Have+you+thought+about+a+masters+program%3F
Have you thought about a masters program?
Porcupine+out+for+a+jaunt.
Porcupine out for a jaunt.
%2Ascreams+in+nazi%2A
*screams in nazi*
What+a+neat+perspective.
What a neat perspective.
And+I+rode+through+the+desert+on+a+bear+with+no+arms.
And I rode through the desert on a bear with no arms.
A+petrol+station+in+Ireland+for+some+reason.
A petrol station in Ireland for some reason.