Cheating milk.

Interviewer: what’s your fav part of the trabajo? Officer: def the choking.

Give the Windex ad team a raise.

The ability to multi-task is a learned skill.

The gentrification of Sesame Street’s viewership is reflected in the evolution of the set.

The Pomeranian stole my pot.

A trash can in Tulsa, OK.

Programmable doge.

Defend your people well.

Japan has a sign language Starbucks, apparently.

Colour copies are not in this years budget, I’m afraid…

Internet good.

Ubër hazard pay…

It is essential to the training process, you know…

Supermarkets in the c. 1951’s seemed lit.

Can wait for this to premier on the History Channel.