What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.

Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.

We call it the lazy river.

We call it the lazy river.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I guess I’m a vampire now…

The duck is a lie.

The duck is a lie.

Release the hounds.

Release the hounds.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

Well worn knives.

Well worn knives.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

What a mogul!

She can do better.

She can do better.