Getting out of bed for school in the morning.

political pokemon

gonna need to step outside for a second

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

perfect casting?

baby faced swamp witch

so warm and cozy

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—