Clumsy Adam…

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore