Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

Your dad's been under a lot of pressure lately.

He’s makin’ waffles.

He’s makin’ waffles.

*UHHM intensifies*

*UHHM intensifies*

Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..

Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..

‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…

‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…

Our decor.

I’m a cereal entrepreneur…

I’m a cereal entrepreneur…

This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.

This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.

The books on parenting.

The books on parenting.

PSA Please protect pupper paws.

PSA Please protect pupper paws.

We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.

We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.

‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty

‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty

Welcome back, Bud.

Welcome back, Bud.

Happy Little Tardigrade!

Happy Little Tardigrade!

Truth in advertising.

Truth in advertising.

Be good to each other.

Be good to each other.