I need a taco!

Never trust a pangwang.

I mean, how could you not?

Martian Tindr is lit…

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

…even Mickey supports HK.

A very polite lioness luring you to an early death.

We will not entertain this methodology…

Princess Diana walking through the minefields in Angola in 1997 to draw public attention; Prince Harry walking through them 2019.

Trolling NBC interview level

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

*laughs nervously in CIA*

You have this? I have this. РNestl̩, probably.