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Danke you.

Danke you.
Pizza forward.
Pizza forward.
30 is the new 80
30 is the new 80
It really is exactly like this.
It really is exactly like this.
PSA – get that wifi working.
PSA – get that wifi working.
*invests in Depends*
*invests in Depends*
CRONCH CRONCH
CRONCH CRONCH
I’m not a big fan of magic..
I’m not a big fan of magic..
Llamas on ffire.
Llamas on ffire.
Extreme zoomies at the dog park…
Extreme zoomies at the dog park…
Let them sleep.
Let them sleep.
Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.
Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.
Just another stable genius.
Just another stable genius.
When Earth claps back…
When Earth claps back…
What she said…
What she said…
Work’s 25 percent of the time, all of the time…
Work’s 25 percent of the time, all of the time…
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right.
You’re doing it right.
Chewy+Vuitton.
Chewy Vuitton.
Other+uses+for+candy+corn.
Other uses for candy corn.
I%26%238217%3Bm+just+so+happy%26%238230%3B
I’m just so happy…
Join the conversation
Why+I+hate+dentists.
Why I hate dentists.
One+does+not+simply+get+off+the+Internet.
One does not simply get off the Internet.
Forever+alone+dog.
Forever alone dog.
He+looked+out+the+kitchen+window.
He looked out the kitchen window.
Happy+Halloween%21
Happy Halloween!
Stupid+Santa.
Stupid Santa.
I+don%26%238217%3Bts+sees+it.
I don’ts sees it.
Ahh+procrastination.
Ahh procrastination.