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I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.

I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.
It won’t work, but do it anyway
It won’t work, but do it anyway
Magnetic window cleaner
Magnetic window cleaner
It’s tough, but I’m trying to look on the bright side.
It’s tough, but I’m trying to look on the bright side.
Stephen Fry said Carrie Fisher loved to give the oddest and most randomly silly presents. These are the last three things she gave him before he passed.
Stephen Fry said Carrie Fisher loved to give the oddest and most randomly silly presents. These are the last three things she gave him before he passed.
It will always be heaviest…
It will always be heaviest…
Well, that explains everything
Well, that explains everything
Christmas tip 67
Christmas tip 67
I can’t help it! It’s so beautiful!
I can’t help it! It’s so beautiful!
When parenting gets real
When parenting gets real
All those years wasted…
All those years wasted…
The older I get, the more I understand
The older I get, the more I understand
Don;t tell your kids about Santa
Don;t tell your kids about Santa
Nice
Nice
R.I.P Carrie Fisher – you were good for your fans, hopefully we were good for you
R.I.P Carrie Fisher – you were good for your fans, hopefully we were good for you
Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra
Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra
i+like+the+way+you+work+it
i like the way you work it
space+ghost+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+mess+around
space ghost doesn’t mess around
don%26%238217%3Bt+touch+anything
don’t touch anything
ugh
ugh
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+already+working%21
it’s already working!
buckle+up%21
buckle up!
affordable+demons
affordable demons
yes%2C+actually
yes, actually
if+only+there+was+always+a+hill+to+fall+down
if only there was always a hill to fall down
co-parenting+at+its+finest
co-parenting at its finest
its+work+is+never+done
its work is never done
%2Apulls+down+pants%2A
*pulls down pants*