By the way... I love you.

Call MTV!

Scumbag brain

Knowledge is power!

I'm more in favor of you not having a pet than getting one and mutilating it.

some intern is definitely getting fired

Google still bad, though?

Dumb rock

The Dutch are a polite people.

I was thinking more like a dog park...

Can't argue his logic

You are my sunshine..

How do you want your coffee, Bruce?

Chameleon topiary.

I posted my honest opinion online!

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