Public service announcement.

this explains so much

time to show the world how smart i am

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

no assistance needed

daily reasons to drink

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

bonjour

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

the treasure at the end of the rainbow

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

funeral bouquet

sold!

i flip my hair back and forth

hide your shoulders or get suspended

meal prepping made easy