I don’t see the resemblance…

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

up? down? sideways

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

you will pay for your betrayal

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

just one?

write the next line of this story

This is a brilliant grandpa move

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?