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I whip your hair back and forth.

I whip your hair back and forth.
(animated) creatures of habit
(animated) creatures of habit
“you’re pissing me on”
“you’re pissing me on”
brain things
brain things
wholesome craft idea
wholesome craft idea
finally, a believable conspiracy
finally, a believable conspiracy
frightened from focus
frightened from focus
feeling cool
feeling cool
relation-ship problems
relation-ship problems
making you blackout
making you blackout
dealing with mistakes
dealing with mistakes
the new vintage
the new vintage
making momma proud
making momma proud
comic relief
comic relief
the claw-osseum
the claw-osseum
a chip-per lad
a chip-per lad
guy+on+internet+is+an+idiot
guy on internet is an idiot
thicken+nugget
thicken nugget
the+perfect+staircase+has+been+found
the perfect staircase has been found
a+heartwarming+dad+joke
a heartwarming dad joke
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fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
the+joys+of+parenting
the joys of parenting
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine.+Everything%26%238217%3Bs+fine
it’s fine. Everything’s fine
inside+windows+xp
inside windows xp
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%2C+though
he’s not wrong, though
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
blame+the+algorithm
blame the algorithm
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week