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In an alternate universe…

In an alternate universe...
I think i’m hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
she has entered the endgame
she has entered the endgame
who has it worse?
who has it worse?
what a happy surprise!
what a happy surprise!
brain is broken
brain is broken
there’s always a next time
there’s always a next time
what is this sorcery
what is this sorcery
it’s not too late
it’s not too late
is this the world’s scariest spider?
is this the world’s scariest spider?
committing this to memory
committing this to memory
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
don’t drink milk and drive
don’t drink milk and drive
and now I can’t look to my left
and now I can’t look to my left
i ride it on the parade route
i ride it on the parade route
i really want a donut now
i really want a donut now
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Join the conversation
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes