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When you have a crush on someone…

When you have a crush on someone...
Talking with waitresses.
Talking with waitresses.
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Rule 395
Rule 395
What should I put on my birthday cake?
What should I put on my birthday cake?
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
Started going to the gym when I was like 14
Started going to the gym when I was like 14
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
Throwing a rager at my place.
Throwing a rager at my place.
Apollo 10’s little known incident
Apollo 10’s little known incident
Thomas Edison gets it.
Thomas Edison gets it.
Words.
Words.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
Art makes me sick.
Art makes me sick.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Sup+player.
Sup player.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Hands.
Hands.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Obviously.
Obviously.