Amish Christmas lights.

pass me some coal

house therapy

all the pain

it’s healthy to set boundaries

i slept okay

especially on a friday

back the blue?

team carrie

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

you’re next!

thanks but no thanks

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

the original viagra

the gift no one wants

tooting his own horn