Why I don’t have a girlfriend.

Why I don't have a girlfriend.

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

Predicting the future

Predicting the future

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

I’ve lost all hope for the future

I’ve lost all hope for the future

A New Workout Challenge

A New Workout Challenge

Nailed it… all the way back in ’97

Nailed it… all the way back in ’97

Bollywood physics!

Bollywood physics!

Metaphorical Observation

Metaphorical Observation

Rio 2016

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

Colbert Knows How To Deal With A Good Joke

Colbert Knows How To Deal With A Good Joke

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.