Creeper level 439932.

Creeper level 439932.

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

luckily there were no icebergs nearby

guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season

guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season

ghost ostrich

that’s a big nope

that’s a big nope

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned

these are the best moments

these are the best moments

he’s about to order some delivery lasagna

he’s about to order some delivery lasagna

stops for ducks, still wins gold

stops for ducks, still wins gold

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope

this is the kind of dad i want to be

this is the kind of dad i want to be

some fish like it rough

some fish like it rough

time is money

can we keep it?

can we keep it?

seemed like a fair trade at the time

seemed like a fair trade at the time

truth