MILF – Mother I’ll Love Forever.

i prefer 88, honestly

ah, the good ol’ days

yeah, *i’m* the only one allowed to be unhealthy

never really thought of this before

begun, the branches-of-science sass war has

10 New Words to Describe your Time-Wasting

the most important discussion

well that’s reassuring

any chance these two texts *aren’t* related?

one of the most appealing things you can say is “i have good health benefits from work”

i lurv it

10 Hilarious Uses of Malicious Compliance

oh deer would you look at that

need this show asap

we don’t say that evil name here