US budget explained.

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

her back must be ruined

and the cat never returned

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

the good times will come

does anyone object?

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

you’ve already used that password

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

I’m fine

the safest way to travel my ass

generation hobbit

you can se the spite in its eyes

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

sorry to bother you