Clever girl!

On my honor, I will try to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to protecc noble Sasquatch

Snuggle Buddies For Life

Air Force One departs Las Vegas past the broken windows on the Mandalay Bay hotel

College is really important.

dollar store crayons are gross

I went to law school for this.

Taking their sweet ass time

Nick Offerman knows how to drink moonshine.

Jeremy Lin turns ex-NBA player Kenyon Martins claims of cultural appropriation back on him in the most respectful, kindest way possible

A sleeping diagram.

Auntie Brenda is full of it.

She thinks she’s clever.

Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing

I don’t understand ride share opposition.

All in a nights work.