How to care for your new baby.

How to care for your new baby.

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

dinner and show

dinner and show

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

popsicles

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

you had a good run

you had a good run