Feeling Lucky?

I can teleport!

I can teleport!
If I had a dollar…
If I had a dollar…
Welcome to Diagon Alley.
Welcome to Diagon Alley.
Oh Extreme Home Makeover…
Oh Extreme Home Makeover…
So we’re all on the same page…
So we’re all on the same page…
I have crabs.
I have crabs.
The problem with smartphones.
The problem with smartphones.
Life.
Life.
Love is just around the corner.
Love is just around the corner.
Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.
Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.
I would love to fly…
I would love to fly…
Water changes everything.
Water changes everything.
I’m in love with you.
I’m in love with you.
Re-think vaccines.
Re-think vaccines.
Taste every fruit of every tree.
Taste every fruit of every tree.
Louis CK’s daughter tells an anti-joke.
Louis CK’s daughter tells an anti-joke.
Sam+Neill%2C+Saviour+of+the+%28chicken%29+world.
Sam Neill, Saviour of the (chicken) world.
Mum+must+never+%5Bk%5Dnow.
Mum must never [k]now.
Am+I+being+detained%3F
Am I being detained?
It+gives+us+the+berries%26%238230%3B
It gives us the berries…
Join the conversation
MIND+MUH+RIGHTS
MIND MUH RIGHTS
Caught+you+in+the+act%2C+didn%26%238217%3Bt+I%3F
Caught you in the act, didn’t I?
The+prism%2C+the+witch%2C+and+the+audacity+of+this+birch.
The prism, the witch, and the audacity of this birch.
Peek-a-moooo
Peek-a-moooo
Tell+Jghon+I+loved+him%26%238230%3B
Tell Jghon I loved him…
The+oinking+will+continue+until+moral+improves.
The oinking will continue until moral improves.
Geography+makes+me+hungry.
Geography makes me hungry.
A+Meat+Vending+Machine+found+in+Rosenheim%2C+Germany
A Meat Vending Machine found in Rosenheim, Germany