Dear 90’s kids,

Dear 90's kids,

The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.

The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.

Rule 395

Stormtrooper Secrets: Hip Hop Twerk

Stormtrooper Secrets: Hip Hop Twerk

Society’s guide to a better life.

Society’s guide to a better life.

My sister had a few friends over today…

My sister had a few friends over today…

Art makes me sick.

Art makes me sick.

Words.

What should I put on my birthday cake?

What should I put on my birthday cake?

Thomas Edison gets it.

Thomas Edison gets it.

This is a thing. They’re called catios.

This is a thing. They’re called catios.

American commercials need to get on Japan’s level!

American commercials need to get on Japan’s level!

Do you know what sarcasm means?

Do you know what sarcasm means?

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Talking with waitresses.

Talking with waitresses.

A lovely collection of hamster butts.

A lovely collection of hamster butts.