How much do you love me?

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

say aloe to my little friend

what new ghosts would you like to see?

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

another delicious hummuscide

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently