Feeling Lucky?

Just a cyclops monocle.

Just a cyclops monocle.
Newton would be pleased.
Newton would be pleased.
You ought dog-food your own advice, generally.
You ought dog-food your own advice, generally.
Quick maths…
Quick maths…
Looks like I have a new book to read.
Looks like I have a new book to read.
Still beats catching the bus, I take it.
Still beats catching the bus, I take it.
Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…
Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…
Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.
Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.
Boots with the furrrr
Boots with the furrrr
Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.
Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.
#Bostonsafe
#Bostonsafe
RIP in STEM, Grant.
RIP in STEM, Grant.
At ease, graduate.
At ease, graduate.
*shakes booty vigorously*
*shakes booty vigorously*
Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.
Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.
I respect your choices… and here we go.
I respect your choices… and here we go.
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“wow, jared is so funny at the water cooler today, haha, ha-ha”
%26%238220%3Bgo+back+to+bed%2C+demon%26%238221%3B
“go back to bed, demon”
the+hangry+vibes
the hangry vibes
if+cats+could+do+poetry
if cats could do poetry
Join the conversation
YOLO+surgery
YOLO surgery
expensive+prank
expensive prank
dont+make+me+tell+ya+again
dont make me tell ya again
science+will+be+science
science will be science
need+a+forklift+to+be+transported+away
need a forklift to be transported away
10+Barbie+Memes+for+the+Movie%26%238217%3Bs+Opening+Weekend%21
10 Barbie Memes for the Movie’s Opening Weekend!
this+does+and+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist
this does and doesn’t exist
w-why+though%26%238230%3B
w-why though…