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Chocolate chip cookies!

Chocolate chip cookies!
How is this still a problem? Are they testing my patience?
How is this still a problem? Are they testing my patience?
Words
Words
When Apple announced the new Macbook Pro prices
When Apple announced the new Macbook Pro prices
Fatherly advice
Fatherly advice
Frank Sinatra exiting a helicopter with drink in hand, 1964.
Frank Sinatra exiting a helicopter with drink in hand, 1964.
30 Years After Explosion, Engineer Still Blames Himself
30 Years After Explosion, Engineer Still Blames Himself
Fixing America by Comic-con
Fixing America by Comic-con
Some Life Advice
Some Life Advice
Trump supporters are getting smart
Trump supporters are getting smart
A woman has a coherent conversation with a bird (in Japanese)
A woman has a coherent conversation with a bird (in Japanese)
When I go check on the interns
When I go check on the interns
551lbs of gold worth an estimated $10,192,958.22 USD
551lbs of gold worth an estimated $10,192,958.22 USD
This pretty much sums up my plans for Halloween.
This pretty much sums up my plans for Halloween.
Apple on the new Macbook Pro
Apple on the new Macbook Pro
Get it?
Get it?
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Obviously.
Obviously.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Hands.
Hands.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
No+shame.
No shame.