Feeling Lucky?

There is no perfect father.

This is how I finish a presentation.
This is how I finish a presentation.
I knew it…
I knew it…
Hipster America.
Hipster America.
Well that was morbid…
Well that was morbid…
It MHz.
It MHz.
Truths for mature humans.
Truths for mature humans.
Best DEUUEAUGH ever.
Best DEUUEAUGH ever.
Replaced.
Replaced.
Airplane mode is bullcrap…
Airplane mode is bullcrap…
Dear life…
Dear life…
Meanwhile in India.
Meanwhile in India.
Alien dog finds snow.
Alien dog finds snow.
Words.
Words.
Pugs.
Pugs.
Meanwhile, in Australia…
Meanwhile, in Australia…
Words.
Words.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Public+service+announcement.
Public service announcement.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Don%26%238217%3Bt+deny+it.
Don’t deny it.
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
No+shame.
No shame.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Obviously.
Obviously.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
The+birth+of+Pinky.
The birth of Pinky.