There is no perfect father.

Pardon me while I burst.

Knock knock.

How It’s Made: Toothpicks

Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.

Posted up in a coffee shop. Description is accurate.

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

Today kids will never understand how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music

Horses eat a lot, for starters…

Putting the A in AI.

New number, who dis?

Don’t look directly into my third eye.

Human fingers are fun.

The Rock casually strolling through Hong Kong after leg day.

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

Why sUSȧ̧͖͚̪̜͙͍̥̐̑̈́̔ņ̷̮͕̱͈̳̤̏̊͗̀̅̄͢ . .