I’m going to need some of these.

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

bought by purina, no doubt

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

legalize it

nothing. carry on

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

just keep swimming

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

there’s always someone waiting to tell you you’re wrong

the patriarchy failed so…

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

jenny’s number. i got it!

a sacrifice to the lego gods