I whip my bear back and forth.

Little hippo in a tub.

We’re reaching 1984 levels of deception in the media.

Looks like I have a new book to read.

How I feel when she says yes.

Internet plz

I got mugged once...

Dear Graduates

Speaking of hell...

This seat is usually reserved for the refs.

*creating life noises*

The physics will continue till the earth devolves!

Pizza forward.

When I eat Pringles.

They doubted our love of fossil fuels....

I'll take one order of world peace please.